-If you drink and drive, you may cost a life. But if you have a bike, and you dope and drive, you could win the Tour de France. (August 06)
Category Archive: Shots
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Jul 31 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of July)
In last month’s update, I defined what a hustler is. As an update to that, a diva is NOT the female version of a hustler. Divas are divas. Prima donnas. Female OR male. It’s an attitude, not an occupation. Diva describes how one acts, not what someone does. I can’t believe Jay-Z let Beyoncé get away with that. (July 09)
Jun 17 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of June)
-I figured that there is a happiness equation. It is (what you have) / (what you want). In plain English, happiness is everything that you have divided by everything you want. For it to work, you can want everything, but you can only count the things you have that are relative to what you want. The higher the fraction, the happier you are probably. However, if you don’t want anything, you can’t be happy. Remember, you can’t divide by zero. (June 09)
May 16 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of May)
It’s Mother’s Day this month. I love my mom. She tells me little life anecdotes like “think outside the box”. The problem with that, however, is that some people think so far outside the box that they don’t even know where the box is.
Apr 15 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Worst of April)
That Encyclopedia Brown sure turned out to be a disappointment… (April 09)
Mar 25 2012
Million Hoodie March
I am a young black male that happens to wear a hoodie almost every day. This is where I’ll be after work.
Mar 03 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of March)
You know, back in the early 90s, I remember when a midnight snack was actually somewhere around midnight. Now, midnight snacks might as well be called breakfast. (March 07)
Jan 04 2012
$0.25 Life Crisis
2012 is here, and I turn 25 on January 5th. Piping hot content will emanate from 1SKILLZ-NetworksUnited in the near future, as I have big plans for myself and this site this year. Until then, In God We Trust.
Aug 05 2011
Crap, My Brother’s Not a Teenager Anymore…
I used to be an only child. That all changed 20 years ago today.
May 25 2011
Coming Soon: Tha Carter IV
“I speak the truth, but I guess that’s a foreign language to y’all” -Lil Wayne