– (October 03) At my second SEPTA stop to school, there is a funeral home. The name of it is the Helen Waite Funeral Home. It’s a good thing they don’t have a slogan, or it would sound like this: “If a loved one dies, go to Helen Waite.”
Category Archive: The Best of the MADDSKILLZ Update
The Best of my 2003-2010 life
Sep 30 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of September)
(September 09) There’s a thin line between love and hate. And on every one of those lines, there’s a G-Spot.
Aug 04 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of August)
-If you drink and drive, you may cost a life. But if you have a bike, and you dope and drive, you could win the Tour de France. (August 06)
Jul 31 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of July)
In last month’s update, I defined what a hustler is. As an update to that, a diva is NOT the female version of a hustler. Divas are divas. Prima donnas. Female OR male. It’s an attitude, not an occupation. Diva describes how one acts, not what someone does. I can’t believe Jay-Z let Beyoncé get away with that. (July 09)
Jun 17 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of June)
-I figured that there is a happiness equation. It is (what you have) / (what you want). In plain English, happiness is everything that you have divided by everything you want. For it to work, you can want everything, but you can only count the things you have that are relative to what you want. The higher the fraction, the happier you are probably. However, if you don’t want anything, you can’t be happy. Remember, you can’t divide by zero. (June 09)
May 16 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of May)
It’s Mother’s Day this month. I love my mom. She tells me little life anecdotes like “think outside the box”. The problem with that, however, is that some people think so far outside the box that they don’t even know where the box is.
Apr 15 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Worst of April)
That Encyclopedia Brown sure turned out to be a disappointment… (April 09)
Mar 03 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of March)
You know, back in the early 90s, I remember when a midnight snack was actually somewhere around midnight. Now, midnight snacks might as well be called breakfast. (March 07)
Feb 28 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of February)
I had tickets to the Revolution but I couldn’t go, and apparently it wasn’t televised.
Jan 22 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of January)
I’d rather feel good than look good, and I’d rather be cool than look cool.