(September 09) There’s a thin line between love and hate. And on every one of those lines, there’s a G-Spot.
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Sep 04 2012
The 2012 NFL Hypothesis Report
After last year’s super-abstract about the method of the 1SKILLZ NFL Hypothesis Report, I won’t dare be repeating that level of depth here. You should already know the drill. You should also know that I’m PROcrastinating like a champ.
Aug 30 2012
Jonah: The Season Finale
I have a message, and now, like Jonah emerging from the whale after a hiatus, I believe I’m ready to do what I have been called to do.
Aug 04 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of August)
-If you drink and drive, you may cost a life. But if you have a bike, and you dope and drive, you could win the Tour de France. (August 06)
Jul 31 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of July)
In last month’s update, I defined what a hustler is. As an update to that, a diva is NOT the female version of a hustler. Divas are divas. Prima donnas. Female OR male. It’s an attitude, not an occupation. Diva describes how one acts, not what someone does. I can’t believe Jay-Z let Beyoncé get away with that. (July 09)
Jun 17 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of June)
-I figured that there is a happiness equation. It is (what you have) / (what you want). In plain English, happiness is everything that you have divided by everything you want. For it to work, you can want everything, but you can only count the things you have that are relative to what you want. The higher the fraction, the happier you are probably. However, if you don’t want anything, you can’t be happy. Remember, you can’t divide by zero. (June 09)
May 16 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of May)
It’s Mother’s Day this month. I love my mom. She tells me little life anecdotes like “think outside the box”. The problem with that, however, is that some people think so far outside the box that they don’t even know where the box is.
Apr 30 2012
2012 Bandwagon Report (ACL Memorial Version)
Last week, I gave to you the Bandwagon fan the 2012 Bandwagon Report for the NBA Playoffs. Normally I wouldn’t come back to that article so soon, but unfortunately for my official title pick Chicago Bulls, this happened.
Apr 28 2012
2012 NBA Playoffs: The Bandwagon Report
It is time for the second annual Bandwagon Report, bought to you by the good man that writes these articles here at The NU. Like last year’s edition, 1SKILLZ is going to lay this NBA postseason out for the fans who know they want to jump on (or off) a bandwagon, but need a little help from a friend.