I stayed at a Holiday Inn the night before I moved into college, and I felt like a dumbass the next day.
Nov 18 2013
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of Season 3)
So Destiny’s Child (the all-star, the role player, and the other girl that can’t walk right) sang the National Anthem at the All-Star Game in Houston. First of all, how many mini-reunions are they going to have? Second, and this is unrelated to Destiny’s Child but I thought of it while watching them: I swear people forget the lyrics to the National Anthem while they are singing it, and they just hold the notes out long enough to remember them again. Think about it…why can’t someone just sing the damn song straight up? Because they’d forget something, that’s why.
Nov 18 2013
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of Season 2)
Why don’t child stars grow up? Because if they did, they would be adult stars.
Nov 18 2013
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of Season 1)
“(Pay attention, people.) I have skills. Mad skills.”
Nov 17 2013
2013 NFL Week 11 Gameplan (Tweeted Version!)
This week of NFL action has five other divisional contests, five conference matchups, and one Super Bowl rematch.
Nov 07 2013
2013 NFL Week 10 Gameplan
At a time when college football in Florida has returned to relevancy, professional football in Florida is at an all-time low.
Nov 05 2013
The 2013 NFL Hypothesis Report: Revisited
It’s the NFL midseason, and so I get to fall back and reassess some positions taken in The 2013 NFL Hypothesis Report. For those wondering how I’m doing on game picks so far, I’m +23 after nine weeks.
Oct 31 2013
2013 NFL Week 9 Gameplan
The big project from the NetworksUnited this week has been the release of the 2013-2014 NBA Lightweight Report, the World Series ends in Fenway Park, and Halloween ends the month of October. Meanwhile, the NFL has six more teams off for Week 9, with three key divisional games.
Oct 29 2013
The 2013-2014 NBA Lightweight Report
The 2013-2014 NBA Lightweight Report, co-sponsored by Riggin’ for Wiggins and Waiting for Godot!
Oct 23 2013
2013 NFL Week 8 Gameplan
This week in the NFL isn’t much to write home about. Six NFL teams are on their bye week. The primetime games feature the 0-6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the 1-5 Minnesota Vikings, and the 3-4 Saint Louis Rams. If there is a week to skip football, this is it.