Nov 04 2012
Saturday Night Live, an NBC institution since 1975, has always been in the middle of political satire, preceding more straightforward shows such as The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. In this year’s election, SNL cast member Jay Pharoah was promoted to repertory status and finally took over the Obama impression from longtime cast member Fred Armisen, while Jason Sudeikis, a cast member on the show since 2005, does his Romney impression.
Oct 31 2012
– (October 03) At my second SEPTA stop to school, there is a funeral home. The name of it is the Helen Waite Funeral Home. It’s a good thing they don’t have a slogan, or it would sound like this: “If a loved one dies, go to Helen Waite.”
Oct 27 2012
We’re going to set the bar here, and just about every team has a healthy amount of optimism going into the season. But wins and losses will change those attitudes.
Sep 30 2012
(September 09) There’s a thin line between love and hate. And on every one of those lines, there’s a G-Spot.
Sep 04 2012
After last year’s super-abstract about the method of the 1SKILLZ NFL Hypothesis Report, I won’t dare be repeating that level of depth here. You should already know the drill. You should also know that I’m PROcrastinating like a champ.
Aug 30 2012
I have a message, and now, like Jonah emerging from the whale after a hiatus, I believe I’m ready to do what I have been called to do.
Aug 04 2012
-If you drink and drive, you may cost a life. But if you have a bike, and you dope and drive, you could win the Tour de France. (August 06)
Jul 31 2012
In last month’s update, I defined what a hustler is. As an update to that, a diva is NOT the female version of a hustler. Divas are divas. Prima donnas. Female OR male. It’s an attitude, not an occupation. Diva describes how one acts, not what someone does. I can’t believe Jay-Z let Beyoncé get away with that. (July 09)
Jun 17 2012
-I figured that there is a happiness equation. It is (what you have) / (what you want). In plain English, happiness is everything that you have divided by everything you want. For it to work, you can want everything, but you can only count the things you have that are relative to what you want. The higher the fraction, the happier you are probably. However, if you don’t want anything, you can’t be happy. Remember, you can’t divide by zero. (June 09)
