“Insanity” NFL Mock Draft 2015

The first round of the 2015 NFL Draft starts tonight in Chicago. There are a ton of NFL mock drafts floating around. This one promises to be the craziest, because I merely use placeholders for covering a team’s greatest weaknesses. This is also not what you would call a “best player available” mock draft. I’m not making predictions, and I’m not making judgments based on talent. This is just a positional response to team weakness … and for entertainment purposes only! I covered teams’ needs and highlighted recent draftees last month, so now we get the “Insanity” Mock Draft going for the first two rounds:

ROUND ONE

1- 1- 1 Tampa Bay (G Brandon Scherff)

1- 2- 2 Tennessee (RB Todd Gurley)

1- 3- 3 Jacksonville (OT Andrus Peat)

1- 4- 4 Oakland (RB Melvin Gordon)

1- 5- 5 Washington (CB Trae Waynes)

1- 6- 6 New York Jets (WR Amari Cooper)

1- 7- 7 Chicago (SS Landon Collins)

1- 8- 8 Atlanta (CB Jalen Collins)

1- 9- 9 New York Giants (OLB Vic Beasley)

1-10-10 St. Louis (WR Kevin White)

1-11-11 Minnesota (OT D.J. Humphries)

1-12-12 Cleveland (QB Jameis Winston)

1-13-13 New Orleans (DE Leonard Williams)

1-14-14 Miami (CB Kevin Johnson)

1-15-15 San Francisco (WR DeVante Parker)

1-16-16 Houston (TE Maxx Williams)

1-17-17 San Diego (OT La’el Collins)

1-18-18 Kansas City (WR Breshad Perriman)

1-19-19 Cleveland from Buffalo (DT Arik Armstead)

1-20-20 Philadelphia (CB Marcus Peters)

1-21-21 Cincinnati (DE Shane Ray)

1-22-22 Pittsburgh (CB Ronald Darby)

1-23-23 Detroit (G Ereck Flowers)

1-24-24 Arizona (RB Tevin Coleman)

1-25-25 Carolina (OLB Eli Harold)

1-26-26 Baltimore (WR Jaelen Strong)

1-27-27 Dallas (CB P.J. Williams)

1-28-28 Denver (CB Quinten Rollins)

1-29-29 Indianapolis (NT Danny Shelton)

1-30-30 Green Bay (DT Malcom Brown)

1-31-31 New Orleans from Seattle (OLB Dante Fowler, Jr.)

1-32-32 New England (CB D’Joun Smith)

ROUND TWO

2- 1-33 Tennessee (OLB Randy Gregory)

2- 2-34 Tampa Bay (QB Marcus Mariota)

2- 3-35 Oakland (OT T.J. Clemmings)

2- 4-36 Jacksonville (DT Eddie Goldman)

2- 5-37 New York Jets (OLB Bud Dupree)

2- 6-38 Washington (OT Cedric Ogbuehi)

2- 7-39 Chicago (DT Carl Davis)

2- 8-40 New York Giants (DT Michael Bennett)

2- 9-41 St. Louis (OT Jake Fisher)

2-10-42 Atlanta (C Cameron Erving)

2-11-43 Cleveland (WR Phillip Dorsett)

2-12-44 New Orleans (NT Jordan Phillips)

2-13-45 Minnesota (ILB Paul Dawson)

2-14-46 San Francisco (ILB Eric Kendricks)

2-15-47 Miami (WR Dorial Green-Beckham)

2-16-48 San Diego (NT Grady Jarrett)

2-17-49 Kansas City (WR Devin Smith)

2-18-50 Buffalo (RB Duke Johnson)

2-19-51 Houston (ILB Benardrick McKinney)

2-20-52 Philadelphia (WR Nelson Agholor)

2-21-53 Cincinnati (OLB Shaq Thompson)

2-22-54 Detroit (DE Owamagbe Odighizuwa)

2-23-55 Arizona (ILB Stephone Anthony)

2-24-56 Pittsburgh (RB T.J. Yeldon)

2-25-57 Carolina (DE Preston Smith)

2-26-58 Baltimore (RB Ameer Abdullah)

2-27-59 Denver (G A.J. Cann)

2-28-60 Dallas (RB Jay Ayaji)

2-29-61 Indianapolis (G Jarvis Harrison)

2-30-62 Green Bay (ILB Denzel Perryman)

2-31-63 Seattle (WR Tyler Lockett)

2-32-64 New England (G Tre’ Jackson)