A story…
I was having a hard time with things. Life was just getting hard, arduous. I kept telling myself I was happy, when I knew that happiness was a serious problem. I didn’t know what was even good in the hood, the weather got cold, and bags of potato chips went up about ten cents. The weight of the world was getting to be too much for even my closest friends to be around me.
Little did I know, at the time, I was heading to Rite-Aid. And I got a glimpse of the Great Secret. The Secret to life.
“Secret gives you anything you want: happiness, health, and wealth.” -Oscar the Grouch
What is The Secret? It’s the Law of Attraction! Like attracts like, and it is important to attract the good instead of the bad. The power is yours.
“I’m not talking to you from the point of view of wishful thinking or imaginary craziness. I’m talking to you from a deeper, basic understanding.” -LeBron James
Love is the greatest emotion! The feeling of love is the highest frequency you can emit. The greater the love you feel and emit, the greater the power you are harnessing! And where does that smell emit from?
“Life can be absolutely phenomenal, and it should be, and it will be, when you start using Secret.” -Lil Jon
How do you use the Secret? It’s a simple Creative Process: Ask, Believe, Receive. Ask yourself, “Do I need Secret?” You best Believe you need Secret. No matter how you Receive Secret, you should probably use it!
“The first step is to ask. Make a command to the Universe. Let the Universe know what you want. The Universe responds to your thoughts.” -Amy Winehouse
“Step two is believe. Believe that it’s already yours. Have what I love to call unwavering faith. Believing in the unseen.” -Shaggy
“Step three, and the final step in the process, is to receive. Begin to feel wonderful about it. Feel the way you will feel once it arrives. Feel it now.” -Randy Moss
Secret is the Law of Attraction!!! To use the law of attraction (which is Secret) to your advantage, make it a habitual way of being, not just a one-time event!
“You want to do this virtually daily, but it should never be a chore. What’s really important to the whole Secret is feeling good. You want to feel exhilarated by this whole process. You want to be high, happy, in tune, as much as possible.” -Ash Ketchum
The Secret to Money? Attract abundance… with Secret! The Secret to Relationships? Your job is you… with Secret! The Secret to Health? Nothing is Incurable… with Secret!
“How can you ever expect anyone else to enjoy your company if you don’t enjoy your own company? And so again, the law of attraction or SECRET is about bringing that into your life. You’ve got to get really, really clear. Here’s the question I would ask you to consider: Do you treat yourself the way you want other people to treat you?” -Slappy
“You will live in a different reality, a different life. And people will look at you and say, ‘What do you do different from me?’ Well, the only thing that is different is that you work with The Secret.” -Dora the Explorer
The only thing you need to do is FEEL GOOD NOW! The time to embrace your magnificence is now! Now that you have learned the knowledge of Secret, what you do with it is up to you. Whatever you choose is right (but choose to use it)!
*NOTE: This piece is for satirical purposes only. Some people have claimed that their lives have been changed by The Secret, and 1SKILLZ is not knocking them. I’m just saying, sometimes, antiperspirant makes all the difference in the world.
-1SKILLZ
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