- RAWFL. Rough And Warlike Football League.
The following is a promotional poster for the RAWFL: a great, terrible idea hatched by El Ramon and 1SKILLZ
You’re excited about college football starting? Geeked for the start of the NFL season? Man, forget that. We’re taking football off the grass and back on the rugged streets (and then, after the opening kickoff, right back on the grass where it probably belongs.)
- RAWFL: Where every game is a cage match.
El Ramon and 1SKILLZ introduce to you the RAWFL son. According to my co-commish: “RAW baby, RAWFL, no pads no gear only motha f*****s and the ball, the s*** ain’t even gunna be in a field its gunna be on the streets of different low income neigborhoods. and all the teams have to be named and sponsored by rappers.”
In other words, we are not ******** around. Yeah, we’ll celebrate the stars and stripes before the kickoff, but the stars are going to be censored cusswords by the ************** announcers and the stripes only worn by the roughest and rawest footballers to ever play.
- RAWFL referee. Shoutout to Foot Locker.
The championship game at the end of every regular season will be played at the prestigious Everest College Stadium. The venue that brings inspiration just by stepping in the building.
- **** University of Phoenix, we down with Everest!!!!!
Several teams are set to join the new RAWFL, including:
- Brooklyn Jay-Zs
- Oakland E-40s
Atlanta Lil Jons
Long Beach Snoop Doggs
Miami Officer Rickys
And if you think it’s going to be tough to play in these locales against the revived run and shoot offenses (aka the “drive by”) of the RAWFL, that’s before you go to Staten Island to take on the Wu-Tang Clans of Shaolin.
They don't run the drive by offense on the Staten Island Wu-Tang Clans. They specialize in Shadowboxin', Chessboxing, and straight choppin' heads boy.
And we don’t need a coin toss! We’re making teams come up with the best freestyle to earn the right to kickoff or receive.
Green, Black, and Yellow
And all contracts will be signed with the acknowledgement that there will be no game checks. None whatsoever.
RAWFL. We’re making it happen. And we’re putting Kellen Winslow II on the cover of the first video game.
-1SKILLZ