Self-Titled Album Track #9: False Player Reputation (Skit)

(For more on Self-Titled Album, check the first post.)

Continuing the shameless parody of  all albums on Self-Titled Album, we all know that a skit was going to show up somewhere.

9. False Player Reputation (Skit)

I came up with the “False Player Reputation” theory back in February 2004. A year and a half later, I wrote a commercial for it featuring Steve Smith. The music video explains everything. Basically, False Player Reputation is when you get labeled a “player” at the worst possible times. False Player Reputation can result in unwanted attention (especially if you aren’t even trying to be a player!) and can lead to underwhelming performances. Easily detectable in sport but can be present anywhere. James Brown’s “Rapp Payback” can be heard in the background.

1SKILLZ is sure you’ve been in a situation where the ladies in your life tend to lead to misunderstandings, so this is my way of helping all of y’all out.

We feel for you, Kris Humphries.

Do you have any stories of False Player Reputation?  Share your experiences below in the comment box!  We have already helped to diagnose many athletes and former players, from Tony Romo to Tiger Woods.  And we’ll help you too fool!

Don't be pusillanimous!

-1SKILLZ