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Nov 18 2013

MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of Season 3)

So Destiny’s Child (the all-star, the role player, and the other girl that can’t walk right) sang the National Anthem at the All-Star Game in Houston. First of all, how many mini-reunions are they going to have? Second, and this is unrelated to Destiny’s Child but I thought of it while watching them: I swear people forget the lyrics to the National Anthem while they are singing it, and they just hold the notes out long enough to remember them again. Think about it…why can’t someone just sing the damn song straight up? Because they’d forget something, that’s why.

May 16 2012

MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of May)

It’s Mother’s Day this month. I love my mom. She tells me little life anecdotes like “think outside the box”. The problem with that, however, is that some people think so far outside the box that they don’t even know where the box is.

Apr 15 2012

MADDSKILLZ Update (Worst of April)

That Encyclopedia Brown sure turned out to be a disappointment… (April 09)

Aug 14 2011

Touchdown/You ARE the Father

Maury’s been doing paternity tests on his show for years, and the excessive celebration is about the same as it would be on a football field without the threat of a penalty.