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Aug 04 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of August)
-If you drink and drive, you may cost a life. But if you have a bike, and you dope and drive, you could win the Tour de France. (August 06)
May 16 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of May)
It’s Mother’s Day this month. I love my mom. She tells me little life anecdotes like “think outside the box”. The problem with that, however, is that some people think so far outside the box that they don’t even know where the box is.
Apr 15 2012
MADDSKILLZ Update (Worst of April)
That Encyclopedia Brown sure turned out to be a disappointment… (April 09)