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Jul 31 2012

MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of July)

In last month’s update, I defined what a hustler is. As an update to that, a diva is NOT the female version of a hustler. Divas are divas. Prima donnas. Female OR male. It’s an attitude, not an occupation. Diva describes how one acts, not what someone does. I can’t believe Jay-Z let Beyoncé get away with that. (July 09)

Jun 17 2012

MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of June)

-I figured that there is a happiness equation. It is (what you have) / (what you want). In plain English, happiness is everything that you have divided by everything you want. For it to work, you can want everything, but you can only count the things you have that are relative to what you want. The higher the fraction, the happier you are probably. However, if you don’t want anything, you can’t be happy. Remember, you can’t divide by zero. (June 09)

Apr 15 2012

MADDSKILLZ Update (Worst of April)

That Encyclopedia Brown sure turned out to be a disappointment… (April 09)

Mar 03 2012

MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of March)

You know, back in the early 90s, I remember when a midnight snack was actually somewhere around midnight. Now, midnight snacks might as well be called breakfast. (March 07)

Feb 28 2012

MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of February)

I had tickets to the Revolution but I couldn’t go, and apparently it wasn’t televised.

Jan 22 2012

MADDSKILLZ Update (Best of January)

I’d rather feel good than look good, and I’d rather be cool than look cool.

May 25 2011

Throwback: 1SKILLZ-TV #5

1SKILLZ-TV #5 (OAD: 1/5/2009): 1: Started Out Hustlin’, Ended Up Ballin’…; 2: Birthday; 3: The (Streets) are (Crazy), MAN!; 4: 1SKILLZ-TV HOT NEWS; 5: Warrior Training; 6: January 13

May 23 2011

Throwback: 1SKILLZ-TV #4

1SKILLZ-TV #4 (OAD: 12/30/2008): 1: MADDSKILLZ Update: Behind the Scenes; 2: Lorenzo Anderson; 3: Naming the Twins; 4: 1SKILLZ-TV HOT NEWS; 5: Retirement; 6: 2009

Feb 27 2011

High Energy Service Workout!

Service in the United States of America is under a bit of attack.

Jan 17 2011

21st Century Schizoid Man: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Now his ego has taken hits from South Park, Jay-Z came out with “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)”, which Kanye contributed to, and now he’s climbing into a hole after getting drunk and crashing the VMAs! When he comes out with his next album, you know you’ll be on it!

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